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Groucho Marx Quotes

Short Bio:

Groucho Marx was born in New York City on the 2nd of October 1890. He was a comedian, actor, and writer who is considered one of America's greatest comedians.

More Notable Quotes:

"No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.
"A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
"Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
"I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.
"Before I speak, I have something important to say.
"Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it.
"Humor is reason gone mad.
"He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
"I have nothing but respect for you - and not much of that.
"If you're not having fun, you're doing something wrong.
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